Phone scammers got you down? Sick and tired of getting phone calls from the IRS,Random Loan agency with your pre-approved loan, Microsoft help desk stating your Windows computer is sending too many error messages to the main server? Maybe it's time to have a little fun with these guys

After finding out you're on the phone with a scammer try the following.

Say you need to get your credit card, check book etc.. and leave them on hold. Get lunch, Dinner or see a movie.
Say you're lonely and ask them what they are wearing.
Heavy breathing.
If it's a loan approval, yell to your imaginary spouse, "Honey we can finally get your mother out of jail."